Tring Tring.Tring……..Ah! Again a new number…….9000090000…..
Other end: Hello!. Am I speaking to ritu?
Ritu: Yes. ritu this side. May I know who is on the line?
Other end: Hi! I am raj calling from bangalore. I am an established software engineer from a reputed IT company. Actually I have gone through your profile on HAPPYLIFEMATRIMONY.COM and found it really impressive. I would like to know more about you. Can we meet over a coffee this Sunday?
Ritu: Oh! But I am really very sorry. It is not possible for me to make it this Sunday. I am tied up with some other thing.
Other end: Is that thing so pressing for u than this? I guess you are not serious about THIS!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????
Ritu: THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????
Other end: I mean about marriage. What’s the heck is this? Why the hell have u posted your profile when not serious about it? I think its better we wind up the conversation here itself. ”MAY GOD BLESS U WITH SOME SORT OF SERIOUSNESS”.
Ritu: Seriousness!!!!!!!???????
Other end: Beep... beep… beep…………long beep……….

Cut…………………………………. A long introspection begins…………

What did I do? Where did I go wrong? How could I agree/ convince myself meeting a stranger?
The conversation ended. Just because of my sheer timidness….
Or
Was the fool right in saying “you are not serious about THIS!!!”
So weird!
Was he ignorant about his frustration? Marital affairs…….Pixilated things.
Inevitable result for an inevitable change……I believe.
Seriousness…. Seriousness…… Seriousness…. about what?

Over meeting…
Or
About getting married?

I seriously guess…….I seriously need some break.

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ABOUT MYSELF: Very understanding, Optimistic, Poised and Atheist of my kind.
LOOKING FOR: Understanding, Calm, Optimistic and Smart better-half.

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Hello Mr.Raj
Thanks for your interest in my profile. I have just gone through your profile and found it quite aureate. I am really thankful to you for making me understand and reciprocate something very apt. Your telephonic conversation has seriously given me an understanding edge.
Coming to your “bunch of attributes” UNDERSTANDING, OPTIMISTIC, POISED, ATHEIST, I have something to say.

UNDERSTANDING: You understood me very well. I could sense that by the guess you have made “U are not serious about THIS”!!!!!!!
OPTIMISTIC: You were very optimistic when I said it is impossible for me to meet on Sunday.
POISED: You were very poised stating. “What’s the heck is this?”
ATHEIST: All the more you. A true atheist!!!!!! praying God to bless me with some seriousness.

I seriously think…What’s the heck is this.. why the hell you want an understanding, calm, optimistic and smart better-half?

1.Understanding, because you seriously lost the sense of understanding.
2.Calm, because you are seriously very high-and-mighty.
3.Optimistic, because you are seriously struck with loads of pessimism.
4.Smart, because you are seriously stupid enough to act smart.

Now really I could count on your understanding since I have virtually no understanding of the cause and effect but I do understand you have no previous experience about how to deal with decency.
I was much calm when you were bombarding on phone. Even I am positive about your reaction to this graveling string of words. Could you seriously guess how optimistic I am now? I just don’t know.. Am I ignorant or smart enough. I seriously guess I am too ignorant in accepting an express interest without going through the profile completely. Still I feel I am smart enough to realize my ignorance and get it rectified.
After all. ITS NEVER TOO LATE.
I hope I am the soul you were searching for. An understanding, calm, optimistic and smart. So did you find all the bunch of attributes in me??????????
I understand your situation now and I am calm and optimistic about your reply; even smart enough again to guess the shock you are into now.
I am really damn serious about THIS. The same THIS has compelled me to write this mail to u.
Deceptively pleasing “The gilded and perfumed but inwardly rotten nobility”.
U or ME????

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